Listen to me! I am pissed off! It is cold and raining and, have I mentioned, COLD???? And last night my dad made me sleep outside because I rolled in poop or something and I was FREEZING! Everybody! It was the worst!
Sorry I have been so bad at blogging, but my mom hasn't even gotten internets installed at my farm yet. Ugh. Annoying!
I got to spend last weekend at my farm and it was the best time!!!! I loved it! My Uncle Isaac was there and I got to wick him in the face and he loved it!!! I love my Uncle Isaac. He treats me like the princess that I am!
I chased these loud turkey looking birds and they were like, "FUCK! We're gettin' the hell outta here!" And I just laughed! It was the best!!!
I also got to go to work with my mom. At first, I was like, "SHIT!!" because there were hella trucks and stuff and it was super scary. But then, I was like, "Oh. This is my other farm. I am the boss. I can tell people what to do!" and it was the best! I got to be cozy inside with my mom and I got to sometimes sleep on the couch when nobody was watching. It was the best, everybody!!!
The only thing I hate about my farm is that my dad isn't there all the time. But when he gets there I get to wick him a lot. And he gives me lots of scratches. And I get to snuggle with him in bed.
Oh! Everybody. I almost forgot. Want to know what my mom and dad tried to do to me? CUT MY FUCKING NAILS! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!?!?! Don't worry. I let my dad know who was the boss.
Okay. I have to go try to get warm now.
BYE EVERYBODY!!!!
Wicks and wicks.
