Weekend Adventure!

Hi guys!!!!

I have been staying at my moms house for so long now!
But guys, it has been pretty fun!
Especially because I get to be a really big, fierce protector when my Auntie Hannah comes into the house late at night.
I bark really loud and make my mommy really proud!
I am so good at being a big and strong protector everyone!
So good!!!
I love my Auntie Hannah, she is my favorite tall human!!
I love her and the fun times we have together.
Sometimes she even lets me sit in her lap and that is the best!
I love her and I am going to miss her when she goes on her big adventure!
I wish I was going on her big adventure with her.
I could be her strong protector and be really fierce whenever she meets someone strange.
I would bark and bark and scare anyone else away!
She could carry me in her backpack and I wouldn't mind.
I would love it. I would love it because I love her.
My Auntie Hannah loves me so much she drew a really pretty drawing for me.
I think I will keep it in my bed or maybe next to my food bowl.
That way I will always remember I look pretty and that my Auntie loves me.

I love that drawing!
I love it because the grass in the picture looks like the grass on my farm.
I love my farm!!
I have to go now.
I have to go pee outside so that my mommy won't get mad at me for peeing in her house.

I miss my dad, everybody!

I had mom help me make this video... 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Bv58koyFM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I am visiting my mom this week because she is living in this spooky big house all by herself. So I get to keep her company. Here is what has happened so far:
1. I "got" to ride in dad's work truck up to my farms with the five coolest girls ever. I want to be just like them, everybody!!! It was so fun sitting with Aunt Lia.
2. Mom makes me do so much freaking walking! What the hell!!! On the first day, we went walking around the crazy farm THREE times! It was so fun, but I was sooo tired! And, I got fucking shocked by this fence and it hurt so bad!!! Everybody! I was so mad!!!
3. I have been making the best friends. Milo and I are going to be best friends. I just know it. Today we even wrestled. I loved it, everybody!!!!
4. Today I got to chance those turkey looking things again. Made their asses fly!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!! And I chased a cat! Hahahhaha!
5. I miss my dad so much, everybody.

Tomorrow I hope it isn't raining. Stupid rain messes up my hair...